I'm a returning on-camera/commercial actor. Sometimes at interviews/auditions I'm asked, "What have you been doing?" I only wish I had a retina cam to show you the look on the face of the person asking. What to do?
A friend and industry expert suggested that until I'm able to fill up my resume with credits that I should just address the "elephant" in the room on it.
Here's the full version:
I was promoted and transferred to California in 1983 to sell nuts, bolts, screws and washers….metric thread that is! My first thought, “Divine Intervention.” After settling in at the nuthouse I started auditioning for musical groups to regain my creative sanity. After several auditions I was hired as a tenor/baritone for the group Tuxedo Junction (TJ). After TJ and several years of musical theatre I gave up slinging nuts and bolts and started taking acting classes. After graduating from the South Coast Repertory Professional Acting Conservatory I joined both SAG& AFTRA. I was on my way! Then nothing, nada, zilch! To survive I started working in municipal government and earned an early retirement release in 2009 for good behavior. My last civic duty was as the campaign manager for a good friend running for city council. In 2010 my friend lost but I won. “I’m back!”
Now I have to compress this to two or three sentences for the resume!